Lighten up - It’s only wine

This is just a random viticultural pet peeve…I’m sure we’ve all got those friends/relatives/colleagues that “love wine” and to show everyone just how much, they get together with other like-minded folks, usually at the new hot restaurant, and “do some serious damage” to the establishment’s cellar. They order the 19 so and so single-vineyard cult bla bla bla, and then a mag of ultra-rare mailing list only, owner’s 4 year old daughter cuvee`, followed by an imperial of a vintage, all Pinot Meunier grower Champagne just disgorged after 26 years by the arthritic fingers of the winemaker’s great grandfather who is rumored to be the grandson of the big guy (Bacchus in this case) himself, and then finish the meal with a 3 liter bottle of Chateau d’Yquem that carries the incontrovertible provenance of having been stored in Eva Braun’s underwear drawer for over two months…Now I know what you’re going to say - that this is a pretty clear case of oenophilic “name droppers” who simply like to brag to their wine-loving and non-wine-loving friends alike about all of the great bottles they’ve drunk (or at least say they have), and the money it takes to get the chance to do so. Now THESE people CERTAINLY exist, and in fair numbers too, but I don’t think that that’s the species in question here. In my experience, bragging rights are not what’s being accrued here - these types never miss an opportunity to talk about their 5000 bottle cellars, and that their number is on Peter Michael’s cell phone speed dial. These guys (and most of them are guys) are easy to spot and identify - the car that they drive is often the biggest giveaway…
No, this “overconsumer” is another (though perhaps related) animal. To me, this type is the one that doesn’t really enjoy and love wine, but rather just the IDEA of it. They delight in ratings, rarity for it’s own sake, and the cult of the superlative. They search for “perfection” in every bottle, and in not finding it, order the next one that will surely deliver. These are folks for whom wine is NOT a competitive sport (that’s the hallmark of the “name dropper” crowd) but rather a geeky, “anorak”, “trainspotter”, bottle-on-a-pedastal pursuit that feeds a lustful adulation of what a wine REPRESENTS rather than what a wine IS. These folks
drink wine because they think that that makes them the adult equivalent of “cool”, and the more bottles they drink, the cooler they become. They often drink more wine after the meal than during the course of it, and glibly swap stories about volatile acidity, brix vs. oechsle, and quintals per hectare yields espoused by their favorite celebrity winemaker…
Yes, in the end, were dealing with REAL “wine geeks”, but ones that have become perversely entwined with the “more is better”, unbridled consumerism that has swept through the world of wine in the last 20 or so years. Like it or not, wine is a luxury product that is a bit prone to this sort of trap, but for me, this is the very reason why those that really do love and understand wine to press upon those who just THINK that they do to approach wines like the nearly miraculous FOODS that they are rather than the porno mags that they wish that they were…
Some Food Pairings for SWEET wines

There are so many guides, advices, and suggestions regarding pairing dry wines with savory foods, but few formal ones for sweet wines. Here is a seriously abridged and somewhat off the cuff set of recommendations…Comments? Other pairing suggestions? Let’s hear ‘em!
PORT - Blue-veined cheeses. Nuts and dried fruits.
SWEETER MADEIRAS (Malmsey, Bual) - Intense chocolate desserts, Nut-based sweets, custards.
MOSCATO D’ASTI - Flakey, cream pastries.
RECIOTO DELLA VALPOLICELLA - Berry pies and tarts.
RECIOTO DI SOAVE - Lemon merengue pie, Pandoro, panforte, panettone (”dry”, sweet cakes)
EISWEIN - White chocolate desserts
BANYULS - Semi-sweet dark chocolate desserts
SAUTERNES - Foie gras, Sweet/pungent dishes like a sweet and sour dishes or honey-mustard dishes.
VIN SANTO - Cantucci or Cantuccini cookies (”biscotti”) Almond pudding.
TOKAJI ASZU - Classic fruitcakes
PEDRO XIMENEZ - Plum pudding, Mincemeat pie.
MUSCAT - Orange marmalade filled pastries. Halvas politikos (semolina and cinnamon dessert)
In Praise of Prosecco

My first job in the wine business was with a company whose primary focus was the selling of Prosecco wines. Nigh on ten years, the name “Prosecco” trips off the tongue with ease. Prosecco has taken it’s place in the U.S. if not the world’s standard “canon” of wines. But let me tell you, selling prosecco in the mid to late nineties was anything but easy, and this was in New York City!
The usual first (negative) reaction was “What’s that?” and the conversation usually ended with “I don’t need that”. Let’s face it, most wine retailers are lazy and know a LOT less about wine than they should, and quite a few know well less than their average customer does. At the time, Prosecco represented the unknown, and despite that the wine was and still is an inexpensive drink, it scared lots of folks away. One of the main specific objections to purchasing in some of this delightful wine was that everyone would think that it was Asti Spumante since that was after all, the only Italian sparkler that the world had any use for (wink). I always wanted to reply that that was like saying that a customer couldn’t distinguish between a Burgundy and Bordeaux because they are both red and French. The other common specific objection to Prosecco was rooted in pure snobbery. “We only serve Champagne” was the reply, nose clearly upturned. For many, Champagne’s appeal is as much about its “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” image as it is about flavors and aromas and textures. Drinking any kind of “sparkling wine” might cause someone at the next table to whisper “philistine” under his or her breath.
So let’s also clarify one point - the only commonalities between Prosecco and Champagne are that they are both bubbly and that they are both white - and even this is only a half-truth - see rose` Champagne. There is no rose` Prosecco. The differences are legion: Prosecco is made from the eponymous grape, it is produced in Veneto region of Italy, and it is made using the Charmat method. Champagne is made from Chardonnay or a blend of Chardonnay, Pinot Noir and Pinot Meunier, and is made in the “Methode Champanoise”. And the method of production of the respective wines is a major point of divergence. The Charmat method basically produces a still wine from Prosecco as one would do with any other white grape. Once this process is complete, the base wine is transferred to a sealable stainless steel tank called an “autoclave”. Once in the autoclave, sugar and more yeast are added to the base wine to cause a second fermentation, but instead of letting the resulting CO2 escape into the air as it does with the production of any still wine, the sealed autoclave forces the gas into solution creating bubbles in the wine. The “methode Champanoise” is far more complicated and expensive to realize. Champagne is fermented in the bottle, with a host of stages of semi-arcane operations with names like “remuage”, “dosage”, and “disgorgement” which involves moving the wine in and out of the bottle, rotating the bottles as they ferment, and adding a sugar water solution just before bottling. The Charmat process takes months at most. The methode Champanoise takes years.
Now let me be clear that Prosecco and Champagne are not being equated. Champagne is nearly always the more deep and complex drink, but it is also always much more expensive, and quite a bit harder on the palate, and the next day, the head (those who have had a few too many flutes of Champagne know what I mean). The added depth and complexity is in large degree provided by the Champagne method itself in which the dead yeast cells called “lees” are allowed to sit for years in the bottle as the wine develops. These dead yeasts over time decay, adding much of the complexity for which Chamapagne is justifiably famous. The Charmat method is much “cleaner” thereby making the wine fresher and more overtly fruity in taste and aroma, and less punishing the morning after.
But honey, look at how our little Prosecco has grown up! Now in the year 2006 there isn’t a decent wine shop in any major metropolitan area that doesn’t have at least one. And further, as the demand has grown, the number of producers entering the market has dramatically increased. This proliferation of Prosecco players has increased the competition between the houses, and consequently the quality, as each producer seeks to distinguish himself from his neighbors.
So if you’re unfamiliar with Prosecco, get familiar! Just like Champagne, they are equally at home with or without food and provide all of the festivity and drama that Champagne does without putting a gaping hole in your wallet today, and an equally gaping hole in your head tomorrow.
TOM CIOCCO
